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Emo Elf (Crowdsourcing Christmas)

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Written by Rob Smith
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Wieuca

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Just an emo elf, walking down the street
Head held low, he's looking beat
He's got a dead-end job but he's gotta eat
It's Christmas time but he's feeling the heat

But the 25th is getting close
and the hottest toy's artificial toes
The supplier's low on silicone
and the emo elf just wants to go home

Gmail inbox, what does he see?
"Sign up for Uber, TurboTax is free."
He starts to thinking, "Maybe that's for me."
Next thing he knows, he's filling out the form.
He's never felt this free before
Make your own hours, drive when you're bored

Consumer transportation, well, the future's here
the dividends should scale for 20 years
You should invest in tech so they can innovate
Give them a Christmas gift before it gets too late

Emo Elf, driving down the street
Things are looking up, he's got a new routine
He had a 9 til 5, now it's a 10 til 3
Spreading Christmas cheer through his smartphone screen

Emo Elf.

credits

released December 25, 2018
Rob Smith - Vox, guitar, synth, electronic sleigh bells
Jack Webster - Bass
Will Ingram - Guitar, Synth
Jack O'Reilly - miscellaneous Christmas vibes

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